
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...no, wait, wrong script.

Pre-Emptive Salvage Consultant (Nautical) -- Some people are just touchy about words. You just mention the word "pirate" and they go all to pieces... so we try to keep the general public from freaking out by referring to Griffith's job by it's ultra-secret official name. Griffith is an invaluable resource to the finer points of reclaimation and salvage in a sea-going setting.
Outside Voice -- It's been said our Captain is too politic for his own good. Sometimes, the thing we think on the inside needs to be said, but we feel weird actually saying it... that's where the Outside Voice comes in. Saying the things that need to be said, out where it sometimes needs to be said.
Voice of Reason (tm) -- Sometimes, what needs to be said is "Whoa! Whoa! Hold on there!" As strange as it may seem to have a pir... er, privateer as this reasonable voice, it kinda works.
DNP Fairy -- Unfortunately (for you), you will probably not know if or why you deserve visitations from Griff in this office... until you have been visited. Painfully. Oh, so painfully.
Actually... you might not know the "why" even then. Sorry.

Griffith doesn't require a separate "pirate" name...although he does prefer the word "privateer."

Rapier Champion, Bhakail
Bearer of The Honor Of Tadcaster
Companion of the Order of the Burdened Tyger
Order of the Salamander (Bhakail)
King's Rapier Champion (Retired), East Kingdom
(Andreas III-Konrad I-Darius IV)
Past Chancellor, League of Rapier Academies
Former holder of the Iron Ring of the East
Selected as a Pennsic Rapier Champion, Pennsic XXXVI, XXXVII (King's Champion), XXXVII, XXXVIII
Order of the Sable Bell (Carillion)
Order of the Golden Chime (Carillion)
Companion, L'Ecole de la Salamandre Flamboyante (CSalF) (Bhakail)
Past Rapier Champion, Carillion
Past Rapier Champion, Iron Bog
Twice past Rapier Champion, Bhakail
Rapier Marshal at Large
Deputy Southern Region Rapier Marshal
Youth Rapier Marshal

Lives and works in the Philly area, although "work" is done from home... lucky bastard. Also, owns an iPhone.
