A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...no, wait, wrong script.

Pre-Emptive Salvage Consultant (Nautical) -- Some people are just touchy about words. You just mention the word "pirate" and they go all to pieces...so we try to keep the general public from freaking out by referring to Griffith's job by it's ultra-secret official name. Griffith is an invaluable resource to the finer points of reclaimation and salvage in a sea-going setting.

Outside Voice -- It's been said our Captain is too politic for his own good. sometimes, the thing we think on the inside needs to be said, but we feel weird actually saying it... that's where the Outside Voice comes in. Saying the things that need to be said, out where it sometimes needs to be said.

DNP Fairy -- Unfortunately (for you), you will probably not know if or why you deserve visitations from Griff in this office... until you have been visited. Painfully.

Griffith doesn't require a separate "pirate" name...although he does prefer the word "privateer."

King's Rapier Champion, East Kingdom
(Andreas III-Konrad I)
Rapier Champion, Bhakail
Chancellor, League of Rapier Academies
Won possession of the Iron Ring of the East, Jan. 17th, A.S. XXXVIII (Don Ian took possession of the Ring on May 19th, AS XL); won again on October 7th, A.S. XLI ; won again... recently
Selected as a Pennsic Rapier Champion, Pennsic XXXVI, XXXVII (King's Champion)
Order of the Sable Bell (Carillion)
Order of the Golden Chime (Carillion)
Past Rapier Champion, Carillion
Past Rapier Champion, Iron Bog
Past Rapier Champion, Bhakail
Rapier Marshal at Large

Lives and works in the Philly area, although "work" is done from home...lucky bastard. Also, owns an iPhone.