Fall of AS XL (2005)

Village Idiot -- Some people might think this mean...but it was his idea. Self-effacing? You betcha. He did have the chutzpa to rob Collin of his perfect game at this year's King & Queen's Rapier Championships.

Butter Churn -- Just ask him about butter. He'll fill you in on all the details, even those you'll wish he hadn't.

Cadet of Don Collin Monro of Tadcaster