"Shippin' Out To Vermont... With Llamas":
Quotes From K&Q Rapier 2008

Warning: as usual, some of these are a bit risque. - Ian

"It is a lama." - Griff

"I'm making with the drivey." - ir

"See, Ian button!" - Collin

"Only monkeys can be made of awsome." - Andre

"I'd rather not so many of you feel me up!" - Andre

"My student, Not so much with the ha-ha." - Griff

"MY HAIR! Ow! It has a pen!" - Lissa

"Stop touching Lissa's llama." - Collin

"You really are a Muppet. You just can't help yourself." - Merricke, to Andre

Andre: "We are going to wrap you in bumperstickers and maple syrup."
Lissa: "Ooh, Kinky!"

"Lobster nipple clamps!" - Collin

Griff: "It all depends on wether Duncan takes us to a real rest stop, or a pee-in-the-woods place."
Merricke: "'All I wanted to do was pee in the woods, but I got my d**k bit by an otter.'"
Everyone: "???"
Merricke: "I meant 'by a beaver', but I'm so tired it came out confused."

"Stop!!! I can't see! And I'm driving." -ir

"Huh. Spontaneous cockotter-induced blindness?" - Merricke

Collin: "Who is controlled by their penis?"
Lissa: "I am!"
Griff: "Lissa is controlled by her penis?"
Collin: "That explains so much about her relationship with Berrick."

"Stop violating me with the llama!" - Andre

Lissa: "Kiss the llama!"
Andre: "Aaaahhh! I don't wanna kiss the llama!"

"They make my butt feel funny." - Andre

"I didn't go all fingercuffs." - Merricke

"DUDE! Don't wipe that on me!" - Berrick

"It's like... my brain will be going along just fine, but then it comes to a brick wall. And it stops, and says... 'Uh HUH.'" - Andre

"Stop!!! I can't see! And I'm driving." -ir

"If I hear one more integer out of your mouth..." - Merricke

 

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