"Mmmm... smells like new virtue.":
Quotes From Pennsic XXXVII

"I am just [falls out of sight] ... Okay then." - Bruni

"Bruni's boobs cause waterfalls." - Berrick

"Don't make me attack you like the bunny." - Bruni

"I'm not family friendly." - Bruni

"Look, I'm a unicorn!" - Bruni

"I can only count up to f*ck." - Marion

"Mmmm... smells like new virtue." - Marion

"My virtue is minty fresh!" - Marion

"We are multicultural; we have Japanese, Persian, French, English, and whore... she's international." - Kat, Marion, Bruni, Berrick, & Lissa

Marion: "My virtue's had all the bullshit it can handle."
Kat: "My waistband all the bullshit it co-mingle?"
Lissa: "That sounds like a quote in itself."

"So if you're not a quadrapeligic, you're a quadriped." - Kat

"Berrick, are you a quadrapeligic? Looked like you were picking up pennies on the ground." - Marion

"I'm a caffeine powered vibrator." - Lissa

"Tuesday, it starts with a 'T'... that's Tequilla night." - delbruc

"I have no clucking flue." - Bruni

Berrick: "Groin lantern...yay."
delbruc: "Thats a new superhero."

"Steve, don't tug that." - Berrick

"It's sticky going in." - Kat

"Like any good sailor, it takes the barnacles off." - Caine

"You have college *ss?" - ir

"Oh, I should have told you earlier. That last number? It drifts sometimes." - Griff

"It DRIFTS??"  - ir

"I will stab you with my fierce Viking hairsticks." - Corinna

"See my boys I bought for my girls?" - Corinna

ir: "That sounds like it's either a childrens book or a porno."
Collin: "what, 'You can't blame it on Davius'?"
ir: "No, 'Bruno and The Hot Wood.'"

"I'm not blowing on your fire anymore!" - Lissa

"If you want any rum, you can just lick my butt." - Bruno

"I wanna do it again in the woods! ... Not that." - Lissa 

Molly: "Go left!"
Griff: "...like a prodigy."

"Gasp! Are you pokin' up your plug at me?" - Molly

ir: "So if that's true... all contenders for the upcoming Coming, as it were, need to take a combine test - if you've got speed in the combine..."
Marion: "...impostor."
ir: "'Yeah, cuz' my savior's slower'n a dog."
Marion: "A three-legged dog."
ir: "...a three-legged dog being eaten by a sloth."

"Caine! You're a wanker!" - Edmund the Lame

"You were straddling, I assumed you were sitting." - Diana

"I really like the rolling pin." - Molly

"His horse looks like a lizard." - Marion

"I have cookies in my boobs." - Lillia

"Nipples just slow me down." - delbruc

"I can't find my ass." - Fionna

Collin: "All he did was blow on wood." 
Diana: "Sometimes that's all it takes."

Lillia: "Oh, I spilled."
Diana: "Don't make us burn your clothes."
Lillia: "No, I'm licking."

"What are you pushing into my husband?" - Genvera

"Oh, I know what a pizzle is." - Andre

"Well, I'm not gonna be fittin' Collin now, am I!" - Andre

Andre: "Hey! This pistachio has no nut in it!"
Fiona: "Are you picking from the cup? Because that's the shells."

"I'm bored with the butt thing." - Kat

"The Award of the Flaming Log: on a dance, a log enflamed." - ir

"I'm in a bad hole." - Collin

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