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"We don't fear ferrets. We fear otters."

Quotes From KWAR/KWCS 2009

Warning: these are a bit risque. Duh. - Ian

"Ooh, I feel my dialysis actin' up!" - elderly and infirm Declan

"I just got... a lot o' fealty to give." - Baron Larry White

"Actually, all I have to fix is HIS." - Griff

"Means you had too many pennies." - Istvan

"He would hump a dead cockroach." - Collin

"But you're not my type. Ian is." - Istvan

"WOULD you stop that!" - ir

"It's always an adventure with Johnny." - Peach

"Dude. I could totally sew that to your hat." - Alesone

Bruni: "I have meat in me."
Griff: "I'm sure it's not a rare occurrence."
Bruni: "Well, it was rare."

"I like it on the tip." - Nigel

"I have a few of those that size." - Istvan

"I heard 'I've got Jibril in my butt'." - Suba

"I'm easy." - Bruni

"I'm easy." - Lissa

"We need to keep him away from my end." - Lillia

Alethea: "I need to sit on a herald and work on my device."
Lillia: "He's sitting right there."
Istvan: [pats lap]

"Well, Ian is his type." - Alethea

"So, do you want to sit on that?" - Bruni

"I ended up with 'pearled cock ring'." - Alethea

Lillia: "Because it's not the words, it's the contact."
Alethea: "Is that going in the quote book?"

"Only if you're really desperate... for a washing machine. It's warm, it vibrates!" - Alethea

"I would guess they'd need to be closer to Ian than me." - Griff

"WOULD you stop that!" - ir

"Time to finish, because when we start talking about Ian and ferrets, it's never a good thing." - Alesone

"WOULD you stop that!" - ir

Griff: "But you realize, the answer is, no, we're not going to."
ir: "Yeah, but I'm not asking, 'WILL you stop that', I'm asking 'WOULD you stop that'.
Griff. "Good point. Answer's still, no, though."

"You never want to be on the sharp end of a ferret." - Meryke

"We don't fear ferrets. We fear otters." - Meryke

"Salty is my friend." - Declan

"There's too much estrogen in this room and not enough alcohol." - Annys

"You're pimping out your dad for buttsechs??" - Istvan

"NO! I can't get behind this plan!" - ir

"Never in my life have I been flexible enough to do my own first." - Istvan

Lillia: "Oooh... he's gonna be chocolate flavored!"
Istvan: "I believe the next phrase is 'nom nom nom'."

Alethea: "I thought he was saying he escaped being dipped in chocolate and licked clean by Istvan."
Jibril: "There will be NO dipping of the Jibril!"

"I've been taught to always take the money. As long as no one expects anything for it." - Bruni

"The road to Hell is paved with Caine. And if that doesn't make it on your page, you're not doing it right." - Alexandre

"Even I sprouted testicles." - Izzy

"That would be hot, if it wasn't my daughter." - Liam

"Hey Ian! Eee-eee-eee!" - Vi

"No... You need to duct tape Justinian to a chair, then get Sabine and say, 'Your Excellency! Look what I found.'" -Meryke

"Here, drink this gasoline. OH MY GOD YOU'RE DRUNK!" -Meryke

"But it's got a dialy thingy." - Andre

"...but ah, holy goddam sh*t, can we listen to another f'in song??" - HRM Konrad

"No, it was 'I'm 17, I would run through a brick wall to get to a naked girl.'" - HRM Konrad

Griff: "Sam, do the rest of us in the room a favor, and go stick his face in your boobs."
Sam: "No, Lissa's boobs are closer."

"He's got a purty mouth." - Istvan

"Ok, I'm going to start crawling under the table to get my stuff." - Lissa

"I can pull his cord. I can pat his danglies." - Griff

"Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, here it comes!!" - Duncan

"Waffenrock came for action?" - Andre

"I don't know what this is, so I'll stick it in my mouth." - Lillia (as Lissa)

"I suck really hard, what can I tell you?" - Declan

"I don't think I've ever funked Malcolm." - Griff

"Griff, she's gonna stab you in the ding ding with her needle." - Genevera

"Great. Now I'm a Jingle-don." - ir

"Tadcaster Militia: We ruin the feng shui." - Berrick

"Two filled me up good." - Duncan

"You have nothing to doink because you're too small." - Duncan

"He made a left-handed shaker and I made a right-handed shaker!" - Duncan

"I can't teabag the white one." - Andre

"But I can't find the glass... I sucked it through a straw." - Alesone

Alesone, showing scissor wound: "What was funny was, I went downstairs this morning to ask for a band-aid..."
ir: "A mandate?"
Christoffel: "DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN."
ir: "Well, that's a mandate..."

"Try otters, they're better in bed? What?" - Jacobus

"It was rum, it was Collin, it was good." - Izzy

 

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