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"Oh, yeah. The Pennsic Independent is totally metal."
Quotes From Pennsic XXXV
"There's only one thing worse than being funkified... being justified. [pause, gestures] Whap!" - Berrick
"...after that, he'd be in his tent, gibbering something about 'Oh my god, the @ss...the @ss...'" - Griff
"Seriously. If you hear me screaming, it's because my hair is caught in the zipper of my tent." - Elisabetta
"We're monarchists...we respect the sovereignty of butterflies." - ir
"You put an s-bend in a sheep?" - Bril
"Fishnets." - ir
"Fear my uterus." - Marion
ir: "Ooh! Crotch cookies!"
Lillia: "Straight from Emeline's crotch to your mouth."
Emeline: "Mmm... I'd never leave."
"Bring it on, sweetheart!" - Annie
"You better behave, or you'll end up like Uncle Thomas..." - Baba Nataliia
"Yeah, nothing starts the morning like a tweak from Dad." - Marion
"Can I have a spanking, Mom? I haven't been spanked in a long time." - Kat, as Ian
"The Tadcaster Militia rocked." - Mercedes, quoted in the Pennsic Independent
Corrina: "You got horns from the newspaper?"
Griff & ir, in stereo: "Oh, yeah! The Pennsic Independent is totally metal."
"Let the record state that Pieter would prefer to take it up the butt later." - Lillia
"I was dressed like a girl. There was cleavage." - Lillia
"Is it bad to want to slap drunk and stupid people?" - Bruni
"...and I don't know what kind of bug that is." - Becca
Elisabetta: "Have you ever been cornered by a drunk? Talking to Becca is just like that."
Bruni: "Except three-year-olds seldom have sexual intent."
"Did I just hear her say something about her sexual entrance?" - Griff
Julienne: "Next year we need to bring electric guitars."
Lillia: "So we can rock?"
ir: "So we can what??"
"Cause you always randomly watch out for skunks while loading a truck." - Griff
"Ooh, can I touch your sable?" - Targét
"Don't touch my argent or I'll slap you. OK?" - Bruni
"Watch, Mercedes will be there, and someone’ll say 'I thought this was the chopper.' And someone else’ll say 'no, *sshole, this is the tumor.' Then Mercedes would say, 'Uh...WTF?'" - Griff
"With guitars." - Tadcaster
"She's stealthy all right. Like a cat at a dog show." - Dirty Pierre
JP: "So that's why I have a skunk. Who doesn't respect a skunk?"
Kat: "Australians."
"In a 'bent sheep' kind of way?" - Bilgisayar
Alessandro: "My eyes! I yield!"
ir: "I win! Victory to the marshal."
Kat: "So I think Ian is slated to fight Darkwood Brian."
Lissa, to Ian (shrewdly): "Oh, then you can throw the fight and cut a deal?"
Andre: "I learnt something today..."
Griff: "Was it how to say the word 'learned'?"
"Ok. Evidently, I have no nuts." - Andre
ir: "Thomas is gettin' a moob on."
delbrok: "Yup. I'm moobin' on up."
Three questions you apparently ought to ask a date:
1. Do you have any chocolate or marshamallow pustules you need lanced?
2. Do you have anything you enjoy doing on the second Tuesday of every month?
3. Does it involve chicken bones?
Lissa: "I'm upset. I killed a bee."
Other Tads: "But bees die when they sting anyway."
Lissa: "Oh, OK. F*ckin' die, then."