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"...But I don't know how the dog feels about it."
Quotes From Pennsic XXXVI
Kovey: "Ema, look what I can do."
Annys (half-asleep): "Really?"
Kovey: "Um... Ema, look what I can do."
Annys (still half-asleep): "...But I don't know how the dog feels about it."
"Biggest. Baby-jail. EVAR." - Molly
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I can't be on your Champions team. I was walking around camp in the dark in flip-flops... and found a tent stake." - Duncan
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty, we can't be on your Champions team. We dropped a picnic table on our toes." - Duncan, ir
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I can't be on your Champions team. I got smacked in the eye with the ball end of a bungie." - Duncan
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I can't be on your Champions team. I accidentally crushed the first finger of my left hand with a small metal sledge hammer." - ir
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty, we can't be on your Champions team. How did we break so many bones? Yeah. Remember that picnic table? Well, we fell off it while putting up a carport. " - Duncan, ir
ir: "... Uh huh. What did you just say?"
Duncan: "I don't know! I'll say something else instead."
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty, we can't be on your Champions team. Ian crashed the car while I was showing him something on a cel phone." - Duncan
Griff, as ir: "Well, are they in Tadcaster?"
Griff, as unkown person: "Uh, no..."
Griff, as ir: "Then I don't need to hear about it."
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"Five minutes on the left cheek..." - Annys
"Is everything shimmering, or is it just me?" - Molly
"I just got whacked by a boob." - Annys
"We found your schmoo!" - Molly
"Oh, how do these things get started?" - Severio
"It's 12:30. You risked waking me up for THE SCHMOOS?" - Severio
"I can't break the seal." - Molly
"Bodily functions come first." - Annys
"I've never heard your wife curse so much." - Violet
"Oh, that's a good sound. " - Molly
"Here's the keys to the children. Call me if you get lost." - Molly
"Hold it, hon. We have to add the fabric softener." - Annys
"You take the fat one." - Molly
"He's gonna be shorter after that." - Molly
"There's been no alcohol involved. The seal shouln't be that bad!" - Molly
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"Poppycock." - Davius
"Shemale?"- Davius
"Poppycock. Over." - ir
Duncan: "Rummy?"
Rummy: "..."
Duncan:"Rummy?"
Rummy:"..."
Duncan:"Poppycock?"
Rummy:"Yes?"
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"I love how, no matter where we are, or what we're doing, or how important an event it is, we always look like we're loitering." - Meryke
Marion: "See? [smack] Tradition. "
Lissa: "Ohhh, I left my tradition in camp."
It's hard to pee when you have Twizzlers in your mouth." - del broc
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"My 35, it has a flavor." - ir
"NICE." - Crowd watching Duncan's fight
"Sorry, Kovey, lesson's over... I have rum." - Andre
"I was out getting wet on the rapier field." - Lillia
"Steve, don't cram that in there. Dot com." - del broc
"Don't look, I'm dabbing." - Duncan
"But this was an accident before I happened." - Andre
"...And We promise not to laugh at your hat." - HRM Griffith
"He left his wrapper in her sauce." - Lillia
"Ian, you missed Lissa's breasts groping back." - Collin
"Trust me, I've been on the feeling end of it." - Collin
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I can't fight in the Woods for you... I committed murder." - Griff
Jane & ir: "Andre. [no response] ANDRE."
HRH Andreas: "What?"
Jane & ir: "Ooh!"
ir: "Sorry, Your Highness! [points] Different Andre!"
HRH Andreas: "Alright. [grins] I wondered why some woman would be speaking to me like I was her child."
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"You. BINK. FOOMP." - Jane
"Is that your *ss in Berrick's hand?" - Collin
"Yeah, that's why we love Ian. He's so absorbent." - Meryke
"No, I'm not pushing, I'm grinding. There's a difference." - Andre
"I put my tool back in my pants." - ir
"Oh, by the way, the Queen jacked my sword." - Davius
"I'm just getting a nut off, I still love you." - Davius
Lillia: "I know how to handle men."
Griff: "They're men. They WANT you to handle them!"
"I'm a guy, we Tase Chail." - Davius
"Lissa was supposed to teach her how to blow it." - Collin
"Oh look, Griff is teaching her how to blow it." - Collin
"I don't think we should let Griff teach her how to blow it." - Molly
"'Bedraggled' is piratey." - Lissa
"That means your superpower will ride the king's justice." - Andre, to ir
"Ian! Your hat, it has a flavor." - Griff
"Look at my hand, do you really want me to touch you there?" - Andre
"Hey! Hey you! You! Hey you! [pause] Never mind, you're dead." - ir