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Memorable Utterances
Or, Welcome to Tadcaster: What you said is not necessarily what we heard

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"I don't know...what would his monkey say?" - Irina

"Ooh, you're making that sound, and I'm not even massaging your manx!" - Katrine

"Rubbermaid™ Geoffries?" - Ian

"...and we just slap the bird back on." - Triona

"It's kinda pretty if you don't look at the front of it..." - Irina

"Fwinnnng!" - Geoffrey

"Download...complete." - delbruc

"The new Tadcaster holiday - Ram-a-don" - everyone

"Presta-monk-itation??!" - Marion

"Rabbi Dogass." - Owen

"The new militia 'funraiser'...Tits for Tadcaster. Yesssss." - everyone

"Why are you pushing me into Bruni's AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" - Katrine

"Ja! Mein Leapin'!" - delbruc

"We're going across the street to get dinner and scale the locals." - Collin

"Whutivver" - Geoffrey

"Wanna go swinging? I'm wearing period underwear." - Mathilde

Ian: "You know what they say about Frederich...he's a guy with big quillions."
Violet: "Yeah, and a lickable sausage!"

Nataliia: "Do you want a case of OGR's?"
Katrine: "Sure!"
Nataliia: "Who do you want?"
Katrine: "Oh, a case?...I thought you said a taste."

"Ian, when I have a problem, I squash it like a bug." - HRM Darius

"Oh, by the way, Ian...Ricardo's not getting a Court Baronacy." - HRM Roxannae

"He ate Frederick's sausage while he was holding it in his hand." - Irina

"I want to see you feel where the elephant is." - Collin, to Katya

"He's vibrating my thigh." - Irina

"Ok! There's rope, and there's teams. Whaddaya think??!" - Kat, Ian

"There were Vivats?" - Ian

"Hiya, Don Dogass!" - Other Ian

"We saute our nation's heroes" - sign on Route 1, Lawrenceville, as Ian saw it

"Dude! Your thingy is so not calibrated!" - Lillia

"Hey! Don't make me make Madame Brunissende's courtesans kick your ass...that's another 20 francs an hour!" - Ian

Griffith: "So what you're saying is you've got a ferret brain."
Ian: "Yes, yes I do."

"Hell-ooo... pirate!" - Ian (after Jack Sparrow)

Geoff: "If we're lucky, we might see a deer."
(A deer immediately dashes out and is sent flying by the car ahead.)
Katrine: "That was deer-ty. Let's not talk about deer anymore."

Alain, to Katrine and Grendel: "Have you two met?"
Grendel: "Yes. We were all on the same team yesterday, remember?"
Alain: "Ohhhhhhh!"

Lillia: "Want a Ding Dong?"
Katrine: "No, I already had one today."
Lillia: "I mean besides Geoffrey."

Ian: "Why does your shirt say 'HOAGIE' on it?"
Katya: "It doesn't...it says 'HOTTIE'. Geez, Ian!"

"This is Tadcaster. No one said they pick things up quickly." - Griffith

"...and the score stands Kat 1, Kat 0!" - Ian Douglas

(In response to an offer of Irish Cream) "I love the Irish!" - Brunehilde

Katrine: "Bruni, where's your Mom?"
Bruni: "Oh, she went to the bar."
Katrine: "... Where's that bottle of Scotch?"
Bruni: "It went with my Mom."

"Schtupp Vermont. Pardon my Yiddish." - Brunissende

Olrick: "Aw, Keegan just threw his kilt up over his head."
Alain: "Front or back?"
Olrick:"Front. (shakes head) I said it was smaller than I'd expected - Keegan said, 'you know you dream about it'."
Alain: "OK...I want to forget that."
Olrick:"You want to forget!?"

"Could be worse...we could be in Vermont." - Geoffrey
(More Northern Region Warcamp quotes)

"Not the size of the bottle, but the taste of the liquid inside." - Katya

"Arrr. That sucked." - Red Charity Flint

"How does a mute win a poetry contest?" - William Graham

"SWEEEMING!" - Katrine

Collin: "I challenge you for my 5 cheeken deeners!"
Ian: "Ah, I see, sort of a 'poulet or nothing' type thing."

"C'mon guys, there was a saddle blanket involved. And my sister was with me at the time." - Katya

"Muppets!" - Mad James Bonney

"Fighting Marion? Ooh, take buckler...it's her weakest form." - delbruc

Geoffrey: "You know, if we got married, you could fly anywhere for free."
Katrine: "How legal would this marriage have to be?"
Geoffrey: "Why do I get the feeling consummation is out of the question?"

"I was having problems with my snip." - Collin

"LALALALALALALALA! It's not getting any better!" - Ian

"Picture of sign for Katya" - Geoffrey

"That's fine, as long as we don't have to hear what Alain thought of Nigel's big gun anymore..." - Ian

"Yes! That's the stuff! >BANG<" - Lorenzo

"Stop, Annie! The martian called Hold." - Kovey

"Did...you just say something about Republican nipples?" - Ian

"Eww...that sounds deeerty!" - Ian...no, I mean Katrine. Yeah, she said it.