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"Could be worse... we could be in Vermont."

Quotes From Northern Region War Camp

Warning: these are a bit risque. - Ian

Ian: "Wait...a dog ate your rectum?"
Jost & John Paul: "Rectum? It damn near killed him!"
Jost: "And aside from the insertion, think of the clawing and barking!"
Ian: [pause] "Sorry, I can't hear you, I have a dog in my ass."

"Mornin', Dogass." - delbruc

"Mornin', Dogass." - Marion

"Is that a dog in your ass, or you just happy to see me?" - Collin

"Needless to say, he's talking out of his dog." - delbruc

"Have you seen my nipples?" - Tatiana Daniilova, or at least that's what Ian heard

"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Boobage" - Ian

"Shave me!! Shave Me!!" - Sterling

"Denying the nun...that sounds like a euphamism for something dirty." - delbruc

"Rectal Death Cheese?" - Marion

"Ah! Oui." - Ian

"Ah! Oy! And it's spelled wrong, too." - Annys

"Everything's funnier with monkeys." - delbruc

Someone else: "What weapons are you bringing?"
Geoffrey: "Case of OGRs, please!"

"Thomas the Mattress Engine... I can't believe I said that out loud." - Ian

"Did that sign say 'Vermont'?" - Collin

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a round trip through Vermont." - Geoffrey

"TGPS: The Tadcaster Guessing Positioning System... I guess we're in the state of Vermont." - Ian

delbruc: "What does three rights make?"
Marion: "Vermont."

"Sooth! Sooth! Seven South!" - Ian

"THE MIRROR OF GOD'S WILL - UP THE HILL ON THE LEFT"

"Nice coupon, baby." - Geoffrey

"My dog is numb!" - delbruc

"Help me, Obi-Wan Ferigno, you're my only hope!!" - delbruc

"Less Vermont.... more Philly." - Geoffrey

"Damn! That shot came by way of Vermont!" - Collin

"Ice Cream!!" - delbruc, or Geoffrey, or Collin, depends when

"Sooth! Sooth!" - Bruni's Mom

"Daddy, what does 'laminate my scrotum' mean?" - delbruc

"Yarrr. That sucked." - everyone

 

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