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Katrine (at steakhouse): "I want meat"
Collin (also at steakhouse): (gleefuly) "Meat!"
Katrine: "Substantial."
Collin: [chokes]
"Katrine was kicking *ss and taking names...but names were optional." - delbruc
"You're at Plaza Cthulu...what?" - Ian
"I can't fight you, there's a ladybug on your crotch." - Kynnyth
"What the heck is a Tadcaster?" - Master Robert Beddingford
"Smell the taste." - Buki
"Mmm...adult flavored!" - Ian
"[Gestures with Egg] Egg is not just." - Keegan
"Boob pool!" - Katrine
"Yeah. It's warmer and softer than one expects." - Ian
"Oh, I'm Collin. I want to touch that." - Collin
"It is in my hand. It will be in my mouth, and I shall be happy." - Katrine
Collin: "I'm Tadcaster now, officially."
Duncan: "All by yourself?"
"Wow. It's a lot browner than I expected." - Ian
"What's up with Nigel? It looks like someone stole his dog." - Tristan
(more Pennsic XXXIII quotes)
"You've never played 'Buzz-Bang-F*ck?" - Duncan
"Griff took his meat and went home." - Denise
"I can do one, but you're too big." - Marion
"I can do one, but not two." - Marion
"Don't tell my dog I'm in here." - Molly
Collin: "Does anyone want more sausage?"
Lillia: "We're already stuffed because you filled us full of meat."
Ian: "OK, so you and the Soothsayer, I heard that..."
Bruni: "Non. Sheherazade. And Callach."
Ian: "Ah. Not you or the Soothsayer. Different people."
Ian [in an elderly voice]: "I know @ss when I smell it, and that's @ss."
"Thomas! Take your pants off, we want to see if you're professional!" - Duncan
"I was nipple-raped by Keegan!" - Collin
"Use the Thumb, Luke." - Ian
"Keegan, I've got flaming embers and cognac. Do you know what I can do to you right now?" - Collin
"WWIRCWD? (What Would Ian Raven's Chest Wound Do?)" - another Tadcaster shirt, Marion's fault
"Lap, lap, lap, lap, lap..." - Collin
"Oh my God, we're being passed by a truck pulling another truck!" - Ian
"That Botox smell?" - Geoffrey
Ian: "I'm just reaching for my notebook, not trying to get to know you better."
Arnaut: "I was hoping that."
"Beware of Dog." - new Tadcaster t-shirt
"Give me a cookie or I'll **** you in the ***." - Katrine
"But, a marshmallow is *still* a solid object, even at point-blank range." - Griffith
"Jael, you're standing in my dress." - Rhiannon the Curious
"I pre-emptively suck-up." - Jack the Black
"GUH-py." - Bruni
" 'What? I'm not on crack?' That's a question, there!" - Geoffrey
"Geoffrey just has lag." - Griffith
Katrine: "You, be on Joe Millionaire? To do that, you would have to be rich and good-looking."
Griffith: "Ian, can you control your cadet?"
Ian: "I was rather impressed actually."
"I am a Fencing Mom! Get it right!" - Collin
"I am a RABID LEMUR OF LOVE!!!" - Griffith
"I've decided I never said I was a perfect piece of tail." - Katrine
"Well, if you had to do the job of seven ferrets, you wouldn't be very friendly, either." - Geoffrey
"Nothing is afraid to not be said." - Collin
"Collin is the new-age Speak 'n Spell." - Katrine
"Now. Spell. 'Wraith'." - New-Age Speak n' Spell
"Now. Spell. 'Undested'." - New-Age Speak n' Spell
"How did I get tied into this? I didn't mean 'tied', I meant another word. I just don't know which one." - Katrine
"French: Not Tough, Just Mean." - Collin
Katrine: "We travel like hotdogs."
Griffith: "What, wrapped in cellophane and surrounded by a strange, viscous fluid?"
everyone: "Lord lord, madame madame, lady lady..."
Thomas: "This is Tadcaster, you need to tell us twice."
"No, no, no...I said booze, not boobs." - Marion
"I had a trash bag..." - delbruc
"Kovey's found God... zilla." - Marion
"Are we even in range?" - Geoffrey, to Jean-Paul
Griffith: "So in other words, I believe that would make me a..."
Crowd: "Pirate!"
Lorenzo: "...In that case I'm recovering stolen goods for their rightful owners."
"Organizatrix? What's that, a dominatrix with a day-planner?" - Duncan
Baron Baltazar, in a basset hound voice: "Yorrrk!"
Katrine: "You just told the Buns of Steel story to a bard."
Nigel: "He told me he was a leatherworker!"
Jean-Paul: "You don't want me to sit in your lap. I have a bony ass."
Katrine: "Ice-pick ass."
Marion: "You speak ass?"
Marion: "Shh. We need to stop talking about her now."
Thomas: "It's okay, we were speaking in breast."
Geoffrey: "Gretchen Wilson is sexy... [pause] er, not as much as Kat of course."
William: "Look, she's smiling back there..."
Katrine: "I smile in my sleep."
Katrine, indicating a melting heap of candy and ice cream: "This is low-cal."
Collin: "Yes, the cow was on its knees when they got the milk for the ice cream."
"Thomas ripped my shirt... I had to take my clothes off." - Collin
"Now, it's gonna feel weird. You'll wanna do it from the back." - delbruc
Collin: "Geisha Earl: The Satin Dragon." - Collin
Keegan: "And there has to be 'of Doom' attached." -
"I would stand across from her [Nataliia], and I would die." - Collin
Kovey: "Are you talking about when the car fire was?"
Ian: "Yes, we are."
Kovey: "Craaazy!"
"Oh! It smells like a bottle of pancakes!" - Triona
"That's a crispy engine." - Kovey
"Oh, why don't you people just go suck torches!" - Ian
"Well, f***in' come out and fence!" - Geoff
"Jelly and jelly – My sandwich will exploooode!" - William
"My thrusting muscle hurts." - Irina
Ian, in a big voice: "We are Tadcaster ... amuse us!"
Katrine, in a tiny voice: "Oh, it's not difficult, I promise!"
Sabine: "...now you can enter by proxy, so you don't have to go all the way up to Vermont."
Ian, Katrine & Bruni: "YAAAAYYYYY!!!"
"Drunk people and fire. That sounds like Landsknecht...with fire." - Bruni
"The poor had something else they used for this, it was called... the hand." - Young Goodman Toast, WB's Histeria
"I'm waiting for them to come out with 'Big Game Hunter' Barbie." - Semus