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"I'm putting on my stripper boots. For latke night!" - Lillia
"I've seen those kinds of Christian rock concerts. They were doing the same thing, but without the sword." - Jane
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Sabine: "Alesone has a hidden meat stick."
Ysmay: "Do you have a permit to carry concealed meat?"
Alesone: "My meatstick is in my pouch."
Sabine: "Crouching panda, hidden meatstick!"
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"I am cloaked in Davius fur!" - Bruce
"I can solve the entire docking foxes problem with bow ties and banana hammocks." - Sean
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"For example, if Ian decided to include thrown axes in fencing practice, and one got stuck in a bishop's head... they could say, 'You weren't acting as a marshal, you were acting as an idiot'." - Tristan
"No no no no no! It would have to be a photo spread, with someone sexily removing said wimple." - ir
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Donovan: "Here you go… but I licked it, so it's mine now."
Caine: "That's OK, I anointed it with my genital essence."
"I've a date with Bruni and a seam ripper." - Alesone
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"It looked bigger in your hand." - Diane
"The word for the weekend is 'interesting'." - ir
"I refuse to put Mike's hard anything in my mouth." - Lorenzo
"It kinda reminds me of a hermit crab, but mixed with a squirrel." - Katie
"Did you say 'robo-dosing your child'?" - Andre
Andre: "That's the one thing about being an engineer: concise and succinct."
Lorenzo: "Notice he didn't say 'right'."
Andre: "It totally doesn't work on the International Space Station."
ir: "...and it totally doesn't work if you get marbles in your thing."
"He was my mojito machine for the night." - Lorenzo
James: "Why'd you make the pelican red? Is that a jar of eyeballs?"
Jen: "How much have you had to drink?"
"Done right, you'll find they're surprisingly non-spermy." - ir
"Ermagerd! Sters!" - ir
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"Is this liquid Griff we're talking about?" - Melchior
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"If you're going to have catastrophic crotch failure, at least do it along the seam." - Alesone
"Just lick the Swedish right off." - Jane
"It's always a surprise, but you know it's gonna feel better when it's over. ... aaand I'm going to stop talking now." - ir
"I just have one thing to say: how the hell do you lose a bullwhip?" - Bruce
"My Peer and my Don might get unhappy if I caused an international incident with a foreign royal..." - Alesone
"Nooooo... he was askin' for it." - Her Majesty Middle
"If I piss my pants, it's on you." - Diane
"I was like, 'What are you doing? You look like a really sad Cupid'." - Diane
"Um... 'warm chocolate chip larva cookie'?" - ir
"It would have been the finest five-year-old Armenian brandy from a glass sword you'd have had all Pennsic. Also, the worst five-year-old Armenian brandy from a glass sword you'd have had all Pennsic." - Rowen
"There are two levels of inebriation here. I can describe my level as 'not much'. Declan's level is 'whoa, yeah'." - ir
"I love you, Sis. And you're a hottie." - Declan
"TO THE PRIVVIES!" - Bhakail Search Party
"Shhhh... just let it happen." - Davius
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"I can play once I get the straps on." - Alesone
"Do you want a better place to cut than on top of the Pop-Tarts?" - Lillia
"It's the professional in me that says 'use your teeth!'" - ir
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"That right there is soft and leafy." - ir
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"EnduraCool - smell the mystery." - Meryke
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"My crystal ball app is the most accurate thing in the world. I know, because I entered all the answers myself." - Anna
"Why are these guys riding on 'My Little Ponies'?" -ir
Rifka: "What was it? Ducks sound like dogs, and..."
Annys: "And give milk."
ir: "WHAT?!"
Rifka [singing]: "Woof woof woof, ducks make milk!"
"Big horse. Biiiiiig horse." - HRM Avelina
"It's actually 'argent, a lack of colored pencils proper.'" - Master Steffan
"I don't know why anyone trusts us anymore." - Countess Elspeth
"Let me make it easier for you. [mimes dropping trou for the TSA]" - Bruni
HRM Kenric: "Do you have any weapons on you?"
ir: "... Um, I have a pen..."
HRM Kenric: "Right. [snaps] Guards!"
"Treason?! That's new." - ir
"We looked it up on the Tad site. The appropriate length of time to keep an award from Ian is officially seven months." - Rowan Brigantia
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"...on this forty-seventh day of June... Wait. What?" - Mael Eoin
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"I'm a long winded, open ended Hurri-Caine?" - Caine
"We were like caffeinated kittens in a yarn factory." - Muin
Alesone: "Is it time to poke the Dons of Orient?"
ir: "I don't know. But one of them needs to liquefy his squirts."
"I'm sure there's a rule about accepting squirts from bear suited hellions." - ir
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"There's a lot of gasping in calligraphy." - Regnier ver Plank
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"Justin Beiber is the Jar Jar of music." - Evan
"She's too French for Muppets." - Kat
"You're French, smell my finger." - Kat
"You can set your sheep on fire all you like, but it doesn't matter to the heralds." - Alys
Katya: "For your next amusement you can help me do something with the elephant for a badge or device."
Alesone: "Have you tried working with a herald? I'm not allowed to do heraldry 'unsupervised'."
"Occasionally I look sh*t up. It's not all burning sheep and bad heraldry." - Alesone
"I need to make 'spongy love mountains' the base for all my passwords." - ir
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ir: "It's surprise salami!"
Lissa: "He gets that a lot. Hm. Wait."
"Two double kills are ok, but three gets you a paddle to the head. And you're both dead." - Alesone
"As before, we're still working with the 'two-double-kills-are-ok-but-three-gets-you-a-paddle-to-the-head' rule." - ir
"The only rule I got was 'don't lick the Queen'." - Declan
"They need to be Tadded." - Davius
"'Get your x out of my y' falls apart pretty quickly once it gets to the squirts. Wait..." - ir
"I'll accept that via quotsmail." - ir
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"But… Aethelmartians!" - Melchior
"So not only did I have the personality of cheese, I had the personality of cheese that stutters. Like... swiss." - Alesone
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"'Ian Raven, you can see him from space.'." - Alesone
"That problem makes me toddle." - ir
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"I have a paddle, it's my list." - Alesone
"Hold! That sword has no tip!" - Pascual
"We're gonna call you 'Havok'." - Liam St. Liam
ir: "Are you OK, Your Excellency?"
Countess Meggie (offering plate around): "Canape? Anyone? Canape?"
someone else: "Your Excellency, are you OK afte-"
Countess Meggie (interrupting): "Canape? [aside, to ir] Did you see how I redirected that? Didja like that? Canape? Anyone?"
ir: "Aaaaand... she's gone."
JP: "I think I pissed off your tailor, though."
Donovan: "I don't know... Alesone! Are you pissed off yet?"
"Hold! That sword has no tip!" - Rhiannon
"Pat, don't stroke." - Lorenzo
"Your boobs are glowing. what are you Iron... man?" - Griff
"My boobs were glowing and I wad distracted." - Alesone
Griff: "Well. Random boob wads can be that way"
Alesone: "They have had a hard day. Wadded and all."
"When you're on the ground, and you see a flock of cruiser-class Maunches, it's a little scary." - Andre
"Show us on the doll where the Duchess touched you." - Melchior
"Hey, did you guys catch that the elevator was manufactured by Schindler? It's a Schindler's Lift." - ir
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ir: "…even better, I ripped of its top, dumped out the Gold Bond, and filled it with something better."
Lorenzo: "Pepper?"
ir: "… Right. Because I'd like to put pepper on chafing."
Jane: "I hear uncured tobacco leaf is a 'cure' for that."
Lorenzo: "I have some cured tobacco, but I don't think you want that on chafing." [mimes spitting tobacco]
ir: "'KODIAK - it burns the chafe right off!'"
Lorenzo: "They need a grizzled, old… [snaps]I'm thinking Wilfred Brimley as a spokesperson!"
ir: "Or an elderly Sam Elliot! Although… then they'd need to make the slogan, 'KODIAK - it's what's for chafing.'"
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"Apparently, setting fire to Ryan McWhite does not constitute 'besmirching'." - Alesone
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"There aren't many people who want a high-fashion dress that needs batteries." - ir
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"You need a throatal lozenge out?" - ir
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"We're gonna stand around and pet Creature all day." - Katya
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"I will not look giftknecht or giftenrock in the... er... mouth, no matter the color." - Mael Eoin
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"I swat the monkey, and it spits out a check." - Griff
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"Who replaced the cat with a big furry moon?" - Alesone
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