"Shippin' Out To Vermont... With Llamas"
Quotes From K&Q Rapier 2008
Warning: as usual, some of these are a bit risque. - Ian
"It is a lama." - Griff
"I'm making with the drivey." - ir
"See, Ian button!" - Collin
"Only monkeys can be made of awsome." - Andre
"I'd rather not so many of you feel me up!" - Andre
"My student, not so much with the ha-ha." - Griff
"MY HAIR! Ow! It has a pen!" - Lissa
"Stop touching Lissa's llama." - Collin
"You really are a Muppet. You just can't help yourself." - Meryke, to Andre
Andre: "We are going to wrap you in bumperstickers and maple syrup."
Lissa: "Ooh, Kinky!"
"Lobster nipple clamps!" - Collin
Griff: "It all depends on wether Duncan takes us to a real rest stop, or a pee-in-the-woods place."
Meryke: "'All I wanted to do was pee in the woods, but I got my d**k bit by an otter.'"
Everyone: "???"
Meryke: "I meant 'by a beaver', but I'm so tired it came out confused."
"Stop!!! I can't see! And I'm driving." -ir
"Huh. Spontaneous cockotter-induced blindness?" - Meryke
Collin: "Who is controlled by their penis?"
Lissa: "I am!"
Griff: "Lissa is controlled by her penis?"
Collin: "That explains so much about her relationship with Berrick."
"Stop violating me with the llama!" - Andre
Lissa: "Kiss the llama!"
Andre: "Aaaahhh! I don't wanna kiss the llama!"
"They make my butt feel funny." - Andre
"I didn't go all fingercuffs." - Meryke
"DUDE! Don't wipe that on me!" - Berrick
"It's like... my brain will be going along just fine, but then it comes to a brick wall. And it stops, and says... 'Uh HUH.'" - Andre
"If I hear one more integer out of your mouth..." - Meryke