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Warning! These quotes involve Tad women, late nights, drunkeness, and gaming. Not for the weak-kneed or under-18 crowd!
(You've been warned.)
Kat (as Ian): I want you to take this and put it in your mouth.
Kat (as Kat): Yes, Ian.
Lillia: Ok, my mind just went to a whole other place.
Marion: See, the problem is that you're dry. You need a drink.
Kat: Is that Thomas' ass? You should know, you're the expert.
Marion: I don't know. It's got clothes on.
"I don't think I've seen Malcolm so good as when he's a mommy." - Kat
Lillia: "Bruni bought you a dildo."
Kat: "It's just got such a nice shape to it."
"We have to be nasty drunks." - Violet
"Hang up so we can get to the porn." - Kat
(looking at her glass) "There isn't any not-booze in here." - Lillia
"It's a good defense mechi-mecha-mechanism." - Marion
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-- From a viewing of the Raggedy Ann & Andy cartoon: --
"He pulls a paper flower out of his pants and they smell it." - Kat
"Now that you've touched it, it's extra EXTRA special." - Violet
"Once you get down, it's hard to get back up." - Acid-tripping camel
"Don't they know they aren't supposed to sit on strange tongues?" - Lillia
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"No, not 'testiculate' - gesticulate - juh!" - Marion
"I thought Bruni just said 'sugared ass crack.'" - Marion
Kat: "You're drinking mine again."
Marion: "And I don't really mind."
"Big ball with nuts." - Kat
"My turnoffs are a mile long." - Violet
What Lillia heard:
Marion: "...back of my miasma..."
Kat: "Back 'em in the ass?!?"
Lissa: "Vacuum in the ass?!?"
What was really said (?):
Kat: "Back in the miasma?"
Marion: "Vacuum in the ass, what?"
Lissa: "Technically, I may know that, but I might have expired."
Lillia: "Dead Lissas aren't much fun."
Bruni: "You never know."
"I will continue with the whipped cream." - Kat
"Go for it! Don't just put it in your mouth!" - Kat
"Well, it's red and shriveled. Does that mean it's healthy?" - Kat
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-- During a game of "Run For Your Life, Candyman!" --
Lissa: "She can't hurt me. I'm behind her."
Kat: "Tell that to the madam."
"You're giving me head damage? What is that??" - Marion
"Popped rocks! She busted your balls!" - Kat
Marion: "Butch gets f'ed."
Kat: "In the crotch?"
"My shirt smells weird." - Lissa
"This violence is fun." - Lissa
"She's got a chocolate crotch box." - Kat
Kat: "I didn't say anything."
Bruni: "Beeetch."
"She's got juju crotch and black leg. My baby's so sexy." - Kat
Kat: "Wow, that was a short one."
Lissa: "That wasn't fun."
"We're like one big happy family. Hey! Stop poking me!!" - Violet
Lissa: "I feel the love."
Lillia: "Feel it harder."
(sings) "I quadruple Hershey highway you! - Kat
"Look, I can't tell my gumdrop from my highway." - Marion
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Kat: "Wait a minute, is Lillia wife number 4?"
Marion: "No."
Kat: "Why not?"
(at 1:34 AM) "I'm not still not drunk yet." - Bruni