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"I am de-fisting my sheep."

Quotes From Pennsic XL

"I am de-fisting my sheep." - Lissa

"You can't straddle that thing! You have to sidesaddle that f*@ker." - Diana

"Dude, take your shirt off! You gotta feel this!" - Davius

"I don't like being wet… unless there's an easy way to get dry." - Corinna

Declan: "The only casualty I know about was Meryke. His off-hand got slammed during the heavy melee, and last I heard, his thumb may be broken."
ir: "Oh, man! That makes for a sucky summer."
Declan: "Yeah. And from what I understand, it was totally done on purpose and with excess force.
ir: "That makes the person who did it so much manlier. WOW I CANNOT CONTAIN MY ADMIRATION FOR THIER MANLINESS! Wait, yes I can."

"Can't sleep. Nuns'll eat me." - Malcolm

Alesone: "Watch base to blue cart. Raa-deeeee-o check."
Isnger: "Should you be driving the dispatch tent in your condition?"
Alesone: "I haven't lost anyone... yet."
Isnger: "How do you know?"
Alesone: "I. Just. Know."

"Everytime I see you, my head ends up in your boobs." - Griff

"Is that how I get more boob hugs?" - Griff

Lillia: "There's a pole."
Davius: "I have to lose 25 lbs first."

"I just got schooled by Lissa... on PORN." - Alesone

"Did you hear about the time I was supposed to pull out?" - Sabine

Quyn: "You're the beeroness!"
Darmon: "Well, in the cult of St. Salamandria, you give out beerages..."

Bruce: "Do you like your peers like you like your coffee?"
Lillia: "... Wet?"

Lillia: "How are you doing?"
Mael Eoin: "I'm doing corn."

 

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