(
)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"That's what happens when you smoke squirrels. See?"
Quotes From Pennsic XXXIV
"Oh baby, you really light my Nigels." - ir
"...no, something else should be a euphamism for Nigel." - Kat
"Nigel's is wickless! I know, because looked down the hole where it was supposed to be." - Collin
"Man, he had a flaming case of the Snape." - Kat
Julienne: "I've been praying for rain for a week now."
Collin: "Yeah, rain would be nice."
Julienne: "Nice? If it rains, I'll dance naked around the firepit!"
Collin: [shouting to the sky] "Don't rain! Don't rain!"
"What do you get when you cross Lovecraft and porn? A creeping horror that really turns you on." - delbruc
"Let me show you the space beyond time." - delbruc
"So you're saying WalMart controls the weather?" - Marion
"Pretzeltucatilla... Mayan god of salty snacks and slammers." - delbruc, Marion, ir
"Tadcaster counting... one tequila, two catilla..." - delbruc
"The duck can clean its *own* vagina." - Mistress Jost
"Like... vagina-kabobs?" - Marion
"That's what happens when you smoke squirrels. See?" - Marion
"Thomas is sitting in a corner, chewing on his belt." - ir
"I learned that Twizzlers leave a mark." - Marion
"Now it burns when I pee. But hey, it's spicy!" - delbruc
"Peking duck, peking duck, goose!" - Kat
"Is Bruni bringing out her 'A' game?" - Marion
"Yeeep!" - Ronan
"That's where my spork went." - Bruni
"If you have the advantage of numbers, you should probably at least fight honorably." - Bruni
"This isn't my real face." - delbruc
"At least Ian achieved peeage where he was supposed to." - Diane
"Twinkle twinkle little mutant?" - ir
"I wanna read it, I've never gotten a Great Cthulu before." - Collin
Lillia: "She could be bluffing. She is French."
ir: "Those two sentences aren't necessarily connected...'She could be bluffing full stop'. 'She is French full stop'."
"Yeah. Munchies would be good. Would give something to do with my mouth other than yawning." - ir
Arnaut (putting down cards): "Aaaand...I am done."
ir: "And Bruni is French."
Bruni: "That too."
Lillia: "Aaaah! I just had a visual of Collin as a furry!"
Arnaut: "It's a Collin plushie!"
ir: "Lillia's smarter than you."
Lillia: "Yeah, but I'm not that bright."
"That's what my campmates keep saying... but without the French accident." - Lillia
"Let us read the rest of the card, dramatically." - Carla
Collin: "That's her new name...'Lili - uh'."
Lillia: "As long as it's not 'Lili - duh'."
"We need to get you Salamander mittens." - Griff
"Marion is like the Protegé of Discipline." - Bruni
"I love it - he doesn't use the thumb on his hand..." - Griff
"I'm sitting guard. No one gets by without my seeing their legs." - delbruc
"Well, that needs to stop. When Bruni and Kat made 'French eyes' at each other, the earth tembled and shook." - ir
JP: "Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh?"
delbruc: "They're shopping for jewelry now, so they won't pay any attention to us."
JP: "Cool, then we can dance naked in the street."
Lily, Marion, Kat: "Wait, whuh?!"
ir: "Griff, how good do you think our odds of making those two dead are?"
Griff: "Let's do it."
[both die]
Griff: "I guess our odds weren't as good as we thought."
Griff: "Ian!"
ir: "DEAD!"
Griff: "Allllrighty then!"
Pacual: [out of breath] "I think I'm gonna puke in my mask."
ir: [also out of breath] "Alright, you wanna go around that way?" [gestures to the right end of seven enemy fencers]
Pascual: "Yeah! Let's surround 'em!"
"Deal with me, you bite the fuzz." - Collin