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"What, are they wrestling a pig in there?":
Quotes From Pennsic XXXIX
"... and go f@ck your sister." - Davius' GPS
"E is for Montreal." - Jane
"It's like butch is the new black." - Davius
"Derp!"
"The Tadcaster Militia: F@CK YOUR EXITS! F@CK THEM ALL!" - ir
"So if you miss the Cranberry exit, there are no more exits for the rest of your life." - Davius
"...and the only reason they don't squeal is because they're wearing ball gags." - Marion
"Oh, something else we learned this war: pocket lint is not an oral contraceptive." - Marion
"It's never a good day if you start off with narcotics." - Alesone
"Pennsic IS a red light district."
Midrealmer: "Whatcha doing over there?"
Bruno: "Oh, um... holding the line."
Midrealmer: "All by yourself?"
Bruno: "Yeah, sure."
"Sterling? With poison? That's like the Incredible Hulk taking up needlepoint." - Melchior
"[indistinct muttering] Because I'm hot stuff. Baby." - Bruno
"Don't inhale whatever's in your mouth." - Lillia
"Well, we know what is is now. Bruno, lick it." - Meryke
"I have a penis straw. And I'm not afraid to use it. It glows in the dark! Eeeee!" - Alesone
"Mine are radioactive." - Berrick
"Lissa has a reset button?" - Meryke
"Whoo hoo! High school French!" - Melchior
"And on that note, I'm going to Sharc." - Alesone
"Oh, I love Balvenie Double Wood. Ooh! Chocolate chips!" - Declan
ir: "Wait, I need to figure out how to spell 'Balvenie'."
Mael Eoin: "It's B-A-L... venie."
"I'm sorry... are you squatting, or are you a fencer?" - Declan
"There is no right side of this fire." - ir