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Alesone: "I have a turkie baster and panda snacks! My life is complete."
Katya: "... Glad to help?"
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"It's called a 'Dirty Kieran'." - ir
"I'm sorry! If it was elongated, it would be something else!" - DeCastellan
"Don't nurple me, bro!" - Berrick, as Andre
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Michelle: "I would like to try for my ridgid auth today. Is there someone who could do one here?"
Collin: "Well standing right here are 4 marshals. But since you said you hated Christmas earlier today I doubt any of them will pass you here."
Eldrich: "She hates Christmas? I’ll pass her right now, I hate it too."
Michelle: "Great! I’ll take you and… [indicating Declan] you’re Jewish, so let’s go."
Declan [as Court herald]: "Vivat for Don Andre and his marital prowess… Martial! I meant martial prowess!"
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Katya, referring to pork-pulling noises: "How do I quote that?"
Alesone: "Throbbing, pulsating, slippery-liquid fatness."
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"I'm bacon." - My First Bacon
"For what it's worth, it doesn't taste porky." - Declan
"You're not in it, you're just blind." - Jane
"Meryke needs to be called 'Ottersbane', then." - Thorson
"This should give you great comfort: I cannot ingest you." - Ysmay
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"They weren't actually interviewing him, they were interviewing the tongue." - Meryke
Alesone: "Ahhhh - he crapped out a tongue! Ew!"
Griff: "What?"
Griff: "Crappin' a cockotter."
ir: "Oh my GOD. There are few things in life that would be less satisfying."
Alesone: "I was thinking more of a dominatrix: shhhhunk."
ir: "Shhhhunk?"
Melchior: "A dominatrix goes shhhhunk?"
Griff: "Who said that?"
ir: "... I just did."
Meryke: "You were sitting right there."
"I'll admit... in that situation, I'm the dumb@ss here." - Griff
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ir: "What the heck are you doing?"
Anna: "Stuffing an almond into a grape."
"Um, bleah... the weirder the cushion, the weirder the pushin'?" - Istvan
"Butch Nebully... Space Ranger." - ir & Lillia
ir: "Well, they put the pizzle on the stomach, so..."
Istvan: "It's pizzled, so it's all good."
"Crazy is hot." - Marie de Blois
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Eldrich:"Nutella doesn't taste like peanut butter."
Collin: "Nataliia doesn't taste like peanut butter??"
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Lissa: "I like easy."
Kat: "I'm glad we have that straightened out."
"It's not molestation if it's contained." - Lissa
"So we're like New Jersey?" - Kat
Asa: "This one is contained…"
Kat: "So it's not molested?"
Kat:"It's the softest sphincter ever!"
Lissa: "I want to try the sphincter!!"
"Hey, Lissa, do you want to try out the other bed?" - Bruni
"I wanna get in there and get tactile with stuff." - Asa
"Wow… and then I gave people ideas…" - Berrick
"Do you want to prop her up from the front? She's looking droopy. Come here and feel this." - Asa
"He's a crafty guy. Eventually it goes in." - Bruni
"And I don't even need a light!" - Jibril
"One screw to screw them in, one screw to hold them…" - Bruni
"Things you only notice when you're lying on your back." - Lissa
Lillia: "There's no room for a suspension rig."
Lissa: "How did you know what I was thinking?"
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"Ooh baby. Buff your neck again." - Alesone
ir:"Yeah... and it's commuting to Bridgewater."
Lillia: "Don't remind me. Even the geese leave."
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ir: "But... Why a spoon, cousin?"
Anna: "...why not a fork or a knife? [voice change] Because it's cereal!!!"
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"No, he provided his own salt lick." - Alesone
"It's genda-neutral." - Ysmay
"I HATE when you don't have the four inches you expected." - Katya
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"All that's visible is 'arousing' and 'Oh God'. - ir
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"Alethea is a gateway drug." - Alesone
"Waves of love, gently crashing against the shores of friendship..." - Meryke
"Drink harder, Irish chick." - Griff
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AJ: "Umm... No, we don't [have school]."
Ema: "... Nice try. I do have the calendar I can check, y'know."
AJ: "Hm. I need to white that out."
ir: "We have the internets."
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"I didn't trust my pants tonight." - Collin
"If it falls in my hand, it gets squeezed." - Collin
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"You're not special, just stupid." - Alesone
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"We have knives, we have scissors, we even have butter." - Lissa
Griff: "...and then she said something about bacon-covered Griff."
Lissa: "No, I didn't!"
Alesone: "No, it was butter-covered Griff."
Alesone: "Did you get your tasty yummy bits?"
Sabine: "... Did you just inquire about my bits?"
Alesone: "To be a Tad is to be above fear."
Sabine: "But not above shame, apparently."
"The new 'goes downhill from there' is 'Griff's balls'." - Sabine
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Grace: "I'm bringing you guys a present from the far away land of Massachusetts tonight. You should fight over who missed me the most."
Katya: "What do we get if we missed you the least? You know, I'm just saying."
Grace: "Just a bucket of my tears, Katya."
Katya: "Eh gads, I so know you aren't that pathetic - blah!"
Grace: "You're right. I was just trying to make you feel guilty. In reality, I am super manly and have no tears."
Katya: "Oh, that explains the lack of... so! How about those Cubs?"
"I like it when you do that. Eventually, you'll put it in a bad place." - Griff
Griff [to Grace]: "What I love is, I said 'breasts' and your hands instinctively went to your chest."
Declan: "Katya's been goin' to her chest all night."
"What! I'm not like this in the library." - Lissa
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ir [to Alesone, who is choking and flapping]: "You... have zippy righteousness? That you tried to swallow too quickly. Yes?"
Alesone [now flapping and grimacing]: "… Ucch."
Berrick: "I have BOOTS... but they're in pieces. I want to try to rectify that."
ir: "Are they... BOAT BOOTS?"
Berrick: "Well, no… but they will mean I will need to start acquiring my own pimp-swank. They're more... well, they'd be boat boots, if I wanted to be a non-surfacing submersible."
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"Your otter just slipped right out..." - Alesone
Alesone:"I just like watching butts in tight pants on the big screen."
Derek: "In 3-D!"
Alesone:"No! No-one needs to see tight-pantsed sweaty butts in 3-d!"
Declan: "And so I was meeting with a friend for dinner and it longer than it should and yadda yadda yadda…"
Alesone:"There was yadda-ing?"
Declan: "Oh yeah."
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ir: "Are you suggesting Katya's lost her head?"
Alesone: "It's not like she's contapidated!"
ir: "... Contapidated?"
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"Jesus H. Christ. I leave for one week to go get my learn on, and suddenly I've got people shoving pudding-filled jacuzzis down my pants." - Grace
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"Don't use that position for porn." - Katya
"That's not good porn either."- Katya
ir: "Excuse me... can you keep it down over here? [gestures] Teaching, over here."
Griff: "Helloooo, Tadcaster?"
"It's like I left Griff in the dryer too long." - Declan
"Do that again and I will stab you with this fork... hard." - Alesone
"There's nothing 'gangsta' about Bruno." - Meryke
ir: "It just looks big."
Bruni: "And yet it still fits in his mouth."
"Yeah, I said that." - Bruni
"C'mon, Mr. Grump! Grump! Grump! C'mon! Grump!" - Griff, to Melchior
"Its just he gave me a look like, 'You're vibrating my breakfast burger.'" - Griff
"Wait, Mr. Grumpy filled in your buttsecks blanks?" - Davius
"Who's knocked up with twenties?" - ir
"Are we calling someone's mouth 'Thunderdome' now?" - Griff
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"The quotes page doesn't need your bionic boobs." - Alesone
"..so Thomas and I whip out our monkeys." - Andre
"Wait. I thought you said yours wasn't a promissory." - Griff
"Cthulu punting!" - Collin
"She's waggling your Cthulu at us!" - ir
"He's saying 'Ian thinks it's easy to do that to you'." - HE Drueta
"You don't need tool dip to stick something between my boobs - just ask the hedgehogs..." - Genevra
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"I admit I’m the dumbass in this situation."- Griff
"They’re your boobs, you are responsible for your own boob space." - Andre
"Plus, it’s dynamite. It’s fun." - Davius
"Our ceiling dispenses kittens." - Meryke
"It’s up to Griff to make his pants happy." - Alesone
"I might as well name the dust bunnies at this point." - Melchior
"Darwin's pimp hand is not as strong as it once was." - Corinna
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"I don't have the buns for playboy." - Griff
Collin: "Whay aren't you writing that down?"
Alesone: "Why do I have to write it down?"
Collin: "Because you're his minion."
"The New York Times... not unlike a lapdance." - ir
"I don't wanna be 'it'. 'It' usually sucks." - Alesone
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Andre: "The stars are moving."
Alesone: "No, we are. The stars are fictionary."
"Hey, make sure to grab the stick while Andre's in front." - Alesone
"Let's complete a circuit. Aaaaaah!" - Andre
"Alesone, that is NOT a Wii remote." - Genevra
"'Cause last time it was a big disk of boring." - Alesone
"It's rigid with no wrist control." - Melchior
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"Lava doesn't make for good lube. It is just supposed to warm, not burn." - Declan
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"Boy, your righteousness is a little zippy. Just saying'." - Alesone
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"Yah! Yah!" - Ysmay, using Ian's tippets as reins
"Yah, Bobert! Giddyup!" - Becca, using Ian's tippets as reins
"Does it say something that there's dancing going in there, but I feel the need for a marshal stick?" - ir
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Declan: "Betelguese."
Aibhilin: "Analvice?"
ir: "'Analvise' is on the quotes page already."
Berrick: "It scares me that you remember that."
"I don’t like the mouth feel of coconut." - ir
"So, when she’s excited she makes this weird thing and tells you to put it in your mouth." - ir
"And by the way, I don’t want your weird green thing in my mouth." - Bruni
"I had 'ICKY', 'Hm, ICKY would work'." - ir
"Sorry, I’m sitting on my tippets…" - ir
"Kumohimo; time to penis, two and a half days." - Eldrich
"It’s been more than six months, she’s allowed to be pervy." - Griff
Julianna: "So, there are better ways of reaching for the bread than spaz-clamping the glass."
Alesone: "Spaz-clamp not fully engaged!"
"If I clamp her any more, she's gonna blow." - Alesone, as Scotty
Meryke: "Yeah, we wreck the curve."
Alesone: "In soooooo many ways."
Davius: "I heard 'I'm scared of emancipating you'."
Griff: "That's reasonable, actually."
Katya: "That's the easiest way to get in trouble around here."
Several people at once: "What, speaking?"
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"Now I gotta do Davius. [ir raises an eyebrow at her] THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! His name. HIS NAME!" - Lillia
Lillia: "Like there's a to-do list above Davius."
ir: "[holds imaginary checklist] 'Hm. Did him… did him… did him… ooh, Davius.'"
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Meryke [to Bruno]: "You're the reason we can't have nice things!"
Alesone: "I thought that was Lissa."
Lissa: "What? What did I do?"
"Lick it just in case... but I don't think it touched anything." - Lissa
"Because porn isn't good if it's all ... porn." - Lissa
"You're bonking dead guys!" - Andre
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"What, are they wrestling a pig in there?" - Quotes from Pennsic XXXIX
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Melchior: "There is no 'scissor game'! There's no 'drill press to the head game', there's no 'bandsaw to the head game', there's no 'pile-drive my head into a concrete wall game'... and there's no 'scissor game'."
Alesone:"... Yes there is."
Melchior: "Do not cut the kitty's whiskers off."
Alesone: "Too late."
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"Oooh! Bruno's crotch." - Alesone
Griff: "Wait, isn't that a double standard? He can't touch other boobs, but you can touch other crotches?"
Melchior: "With her, it all comes down to fabric anyway."
Griff: "Fair enough."
Alesone: "It's the PQL..."
ir: " Panda Query Language."
Alesone: "Is a panda a marsupial?"
Work Matt: [head shake] "No. Bear. ... Panda. Bear."
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"Hey! Can we get Annys to guard the Gate with her shoe?" - Alesone
"I'm Lissa-dumb when it comes to computers." - Collin
"What? We're fisting a tarantula?" - Declan
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"What's Latin for 'Did you bring the meat'?" - Declan
"Our bedroom is the Room of Obligatory Love." - Muirenn
"Wait. Rondels make it spicy?" - ir
"When I tong the coals, I touch myself. Oh oh-oh! I don't burn anybody else, oh no, oh no, oh no..." - ir (filking in honor of Bran the Younger's 'hot tongs' incident)
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"Oh, you know Tony... he loves the stamps. Sometimes, we'll be at a philately show, and he'll get this look in his eye... I know right about then that we're getting thrown out. Again." - ir
"You guys distract them... We're gonna steal the church." - Lillia
"When you're talking about vodka, two hours is a long time." - Andre
"This place is old enough, it has actual craftsmanship." - Meryke
Declan, to ir: "So we're... Fih-lat-eh-lists? Not fih-lay-she-ists?"
Aibhilin: "Speak for yourself."
ir: "So, what're you saying? 'Opiates, awww yeah?'"
Vi: "No, Ian. No."
"When you feel the need to post on the EK list, it's time to leave." - Bruni
"You can use finger-cuffs for thank you notes?" - Declan
ir: "Whaaat, you don't want cake from a Frisbee?"
Berrick: "Frisbee cake?"
ir: "Frisbee cake! Yaaaaaaay!"
"You, telling someone they should learn to edit. That's funny." - Meryke, to Andre
"No, you're not tilting the Andre." - Andre
"My feet taste good now." - Corrina
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"I don't know what it is, but it looks dangerous. And I want it." - delbroc
"I know what it is, I know it's dangerous. And I want it." - JP
"No, she said limp pork." -ir
Meryke: "Well, you know, any pork in a storm..."
Katya: "No! Not if it's limp!"
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"'Even seed scattered on bears fruits'?" - ir
"Two words... first word... sounds like... dumb*ss." - Meryke
"But he doesn't have stabby clothes." - Julianna
Ysmay [gesturing appropriately]: "Bacon pasties!"
Griff: "When I become Baron, the battle cry of Bhakail will be 'BACON PASTIES!'"
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"The corn gave you a facial?" - Melchior
"This is me. Bitter. Grr." - Lissa
"Please don't drop the G, Ian! Never drop the G!" - Lissa
"It's one those words that's fun to say, it makes you giggle in the back of your brain. 'Spatchcock! Eeeeeeeeeeee!'" - Alesone
Griff: "Did you say you have permits to use Declans?"
Meryke: "Only if he's a Macy's Parade float."
"Put that on your cock and spatch it." - ir
"My beret has Bell's Palsy. [flop]" - Meryke
"When in doubt, punch your sack." - Griff
"Mmm. I have tentacles." - Alesone
"It's all about the cravat." - Griff
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"Your selfish pies are naked?" -ir
"Me in pie crust, what more could you want?" - Katya
"Salmonjerkin', New Hampshire." - Meryke
"Mmmm whorestrength!" - Alesone
Declan (huskily): "I heard you ordered a whore."
ir: "Oh! Are you the industrial-strength whore?"
"Actually, that would be 'AAAH-AAAAHHHHH-spkh'." - Griff
"Toastwhacker." - Melchior
"And I talked about my teenage prostitution in front of her? Sh*t." - Justin
Alesone: "Oh yeah. Scroll the page, baby. You're there."
Derek: "Mm. Scary."
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"The cockotter is the natural predator of the flying Justice." - Meryke
Alesone: "Being arrested and jiggling in public are two things I try to avoid."
Lissa: "I know... It's the drugs."
"Can I have everyone finger the french fry on the way past, please?" - ir
"Dis waiter is less than favorable." - Alesone
"You were trying to sugar your tea, and you were a little close to... another tea baggy thing."- Alesone
"No. I was too busy playing the role of Melchior: 'Hey! Do I get a drink?'" - ir
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"1984, 1944... to a seven year old, it's all ancient history." - Annys
"You need an Eastern Crown Herald bat. Where the Louisville Slugger logo would be, you'd need the words 'Listen up! It's HERALDRY'." - ir
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"I take full responsibility for that Dutch rudder." - Declan, as Marion
"I'm being pelted with lava!" - Marion
"Tadcaster is a 'special' kind of love." - Malcolm
"Does someone over there need it harder?" - Lissa
"Everything poops." - Alesone
"There's a lot of fun in licking and dipping."- Alesone
"No. He does not need a stick for his cherry." - Thomas
"Is it bad if I hork the fun?" - Andre
"I don't think I like the dip nuts." - Andre
"Do you have a particular hole you prefer?" - Andre
Alesone: "You have dangly bits, by your dangly bits."
Declan: "I have all sorts of dangly bits."
Ian: "Did you say 'God awful matzah'?"
Alesone: "Not even close."
"I've had my fun dip, why aren't I fun yet?" - Lissa
"That's why I'm unfit to be a parent. 'That made a sound I never want to hear again... Welp, [makes throwing gesture]'" - Melchior
"In fact, I save the bathwater and throw out the baby." - Melchior
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"Electric pope, baby." - Meryke
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"I can't scooter that one, I'll go right off the bush. I mean-" - Alesone
"Ok, you can tell him [Berrick] to get back on his boat to Liliput." - Lorenzo
"I don't like monkey butt." - Vi
"Is it the same Batman who helped me survive the tent collapse?" - Avi
"Oh! I got a new name for Griff. But he has to go Polish." - Lillia
Alesone: "I'm in a quote hiatus."
ir [writing]: "Sure you are."
[stares in shock at Davius] "Oh, I will commit a hate crime." - Griff
"Brenda's pretty sure I was dropped." - Bruno
"Cos that's what we do... put things in our mouth." - Alesone
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"I'd need to do jazz foot. And I don't even know what that means." - Alesone
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Meryke: "I don't like blondes. I don't like rich girls. I'm just an angry, little man." Melchior: "He's just going to go out to the parking lot and stab people."
"Leave my meatballs alone!" - Katya
"Nad, nad, nad." - Katya
Katya: "Will I go to hell for saying 'penis' in a church?"
Alesone: "No, it's anotomically correct. You should be OK."
Lissa: "I felt something on my leg, so I went down."
Griff: "...and I didn't even need to mis-hear to quote it."
"If I mis-quote the quoty thing that I was in the middle of quoting... Griff's gonna go 'myah myah myah, don't bother quoting it.'" - Alesone
Alesone: "I can't get the whole thing in my mouth... it's a big piece of meat."
Melchior: "Just stop now."
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Alesone: "Why would you make Cat's call sign 'Hotdog'?"
Griffith: "Because she said we travel like hotdogs."
Alesone: "Too much meat, not enough bun?"
Griffith: "Well... the guys did outnumber the girls on that trip, but no."
Alesone: "Aaaahhhh eww!"
Alesone: "I pulled it outa my pouch."
Meryke: "Woo, Wendy is a marsupial!"
Griff: "A wendyroo?"
"Have you had any accidents under the influence of Tadcaster?" - Alesone
"You've oriented me into a better position." - Alesone
"Please be careful when using Tadcaster, until you are sure of how Tadcaster will affect you." - Alesone
Siobhan: "The queen made me wear fairy wings."
Griff: "What ever gets her float boatin'."
Siobhan: "Bees are like kittens."
Meryke: "Wingy, stinging kittens."
"My donkey shouldn't be private." - Marion
"I don't know where they come from ... Happy bursts of happiness." - Alesone
"Public donkey." - Marion
"Donkey Jote and Sancho Panda?" - everyone
"I'm picturing hair, legs, and donkey for money." - Cat
"Its a big fluffy cotton ball of 'I wanna play with that'." - Alesone
"You can't quote me, I'm on drugs." - Alesone
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"'I'm trying to control the hose!'" - Alesone
"Ew! Range Sapphirf ... The sexiest citrus ever!" - Bath & Body Works sign, sorta
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"Oops, I need to go change my pants. ... And you need more jelly." - Davius
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"Settle down, Ellie May!" - Griff
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Griff: "Wait, home to bed? To sleep? She's wearing 'do things to me' boots!"
ir: "Do... things... to... me... boots?"
"I think those are 'leave them on' boots." - ir
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"Peed-in Wheaties trophies! Yay! [disgusted twitch] This conversation never happened." - ir
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"I'm wearing black today... Someone is getting a 'NO'." - Alesone
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Alesone: "Can I give you mine to double-fist?"
ir, as Alesone: "Can I buy a rephrase?"
"Triple-fist for me?" - Alesone
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"You know... 'Flies in the vasline, buttons on the urinal cakes'." - Melchior
"Would you like a hot ball?" - Alesone
"It's 37 inches, but it's all there, baby." - Melchior
"I didn't say anything about pandas. That was all you." - ir
Melchior: "What was that?"
Alesone: "Half-hearted panda."
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Lillia: "Well, you know we have Tadcaster-by-injection, and Tadcaster-by-envelopment..."
Ysmay: "Neither of them sounds anything but sticky!"
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"I'd pay good money to see Griff in a bathtub, playing with toy boats." - Meryke
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"Mommy, I think that daddy's a zombie. Because sometimes he acts like one. I'm glad you're not one, because I love you." - Rowan
"Duck tape and black powder... doesn't sound like science, it sounds like family reunion." - Melchior
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"No. No syphillis at the diner." - Alesone
Alesone: "How are Lissa's balls?"
Bruno: "Mm mm good."
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Griff: "It could be 'Istvan IS a slip and slide'."
Istvan: "Oh, he IS."
"A little liripipe beating never hurt anyone." - Kat
"A dictophone doesn't cut it." - Lillia"Potato batteries are right out... 'Ok, I'm out of batteries, but I have a potato, some nails and wire'." - Lillia
"I can eat anything..." - Lissa
"I got to two, there are three more fingers." - Griff
Jibril: "See, he's wearing pants."
Griff: [standing behind couch] "I, on the other hand, have taken mine off. Can you tell?"
Istvan: "No, you're wearing a dress."
"That's going old school, 'Use a computer'?" - Griff
"I'm helping, like lubricant." - Kat
"Luckily for Griff, he's not my type. Ian is." - Istvan
"I have to say, Tad quotes are much more fun when you're on drugs." - Alesone
Bruni: "For once, it's not skull-f***ing tuesday."
Kat:"It's not f***ing, it's 'sweet, sweet love'."
Meryke: "I have to ask, was the conversation this bad before I got here?"
Everyone: "YES!"
"Strap-on, leg humping man purse?" - Alesone
"Strap on! Strap off! Strap on, strap off... The Strapper!" - Griff
"European makes everything better?" - Alesone & Istvan
"Can I interest you in an armadillo?" - Alesone
"There's a whole lot I can do with a sheep." - Iseault
Lillia: "I didn't know you had a 'wrong way'."
Istvan: "I do have a 'wrong way', they're just few and far between."
"Occassionally I lose patience..." - Bruni
"It boils down to wet, dip, lick, repeat." - Alesone
"Can I lick your Fun-Dip?" - Lllia
"Lick me like a Fun-Dip." - Melchior
"I like his Fun-Dip technique." - Lillia
"He's cute, but he's no Ian." - Istvan
Istvan: [to Melchior] "What are you doing to that bear?"
Griff: "Showing it the Fun-Dip."
Melchior: "I could show you, but it's $9.99 a month."
Alesone: "What the..."
Marion: "She gets charged $12.99."
Alesone: "I'm getting gypped."
"Mine does the same thing, but it's leather... [to istvan] SHUT UP!" - Lillia
"Cleanliness is next to godliness... keep licking!" - Meryke
"Marion! Come here, we're discussing Hummers!..." - Marion
"Were you there for the hummer debate?" - Griff
"My fun bag ran out." - Kat
Lissa: "That's what i was trying to avoid."
Siobhan: "You might like it."
"When in doubt, lick." - Griff
"Speaking in tongues will have a totally different meaning." - Corrina
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of our religion?" - Griff
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"You could say 'the tumescence on his head', but why would you want to?" - Annys
"The cheese is just a lubricant at that point." - ir
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"Mine's not usually a color I want to drink." - ir
Collin: "I think we should blame your Mom."
Berrick: "No. Please don't. Please don't."
ir: "Dude! Your Mom's a substitute Lorenzo!"
Declan: "So it was clown-on-clown porn?"
Mistress Julianna: "Yes."
Declan: "Ok."
"My pickle just had an issue." - Meryke
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"Alain, you have thigh-and-crotch issues." - Duncan
"No, no, that shot made my spleen say 'Eeeee'." - Griff
"I found out that a group of goats is called a 'trip'. I thought that was apropos." - Meryke
"If you hand me my bag, I'll fix your cockotter." - Alesone
"This is turning into SCA gay porn." - Marion
"Oxygen? And propane? Now he has a flame thrower in his helm?" - Corrina
Alesone: "I'll fix anyone's whiskers."
Corrina: "Whisker hussy!"
Alesone: "Wussy hussy? I mean, wissy hissy? ... Wissahickon. Hah."
"Hey little boy, you want tickets to the gun show? Boom! Boom!" - ir, as a horriblly heavilly-muscled man who would make a terrificly ugly woman
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Griff: "Birthday funk!"
Siobhan: "There's no such thing!"
Griff: "Sure there is. I just invented it."
Griff: "James K. Polk."
Melchior: "Aw, of course."
"Fuel?? It's the rhinestones." - Siobhan
"You want to resonate? Get a tuning fork." - Meryke
ir: "I was like, 'This person's name is Moon Unit?'"
Bruno: "She could cause a moon unit."
"It takes me a while to congeal on things." - Bruno
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"'Cause everything is better with guns and decapitated Santas." - Alesone
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"Sorry, Sad Panda, but you're missing the point." - Melchior
"Pre-emptive anti-Panda maneuvers!" - ir
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ir: "Ask me how I know."
Alesone: "Because you wear a dress."
ir: "Yes. I hafta hike it way up just to do anything."
Melchior: "You harlot, you."
ir: "It's like I need to show off the insides of my thighs."
"WTF - bacon does not automatically make everything better!" - Lissa
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"Bite me, you quote monkey you!" - Lissa
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"I was multi-tasking the wrong." - ir
Alesone: "If there was only some way to pee and eat at the same time..."
Melchior: "You just took multi-tasking to the level of pain."
Meryke, as passerby: "Where ya guys headed?"
Meryke, as Meryke: "We're going to [wank gesture], New Hampshire."
"Did you just say 'tasty'? ... Did you just try to eat it? His tasty?" - Alesone
"Makin' love to the beat of a steam-powered gravy pipe." - Meryke
"It's hot, steam-pipe love back here. " - Alesone
"Take a big whiff of Waterbury." - Meryke
"What is this deisel wombat machine, coming out of the forest?" - Melchior
"There was a hideous Red Bull accident in your pants." - ir, as Alesone
"Bend over, Annabelle Griff, here comes the gravy piping!" - ir
"She's been waiting for hours to tell me to make a right turn." - Meryke
"Your Sleep Number is 'ow'." - Melchior
[pointing] "This is some weak Kung Fu, too." - HRM Konrad
"Dude, you better hope a luggage cart doesn't enter the tournament tomorrow. You'll be screwed." - HRM Konrad
"Apparently, Birka hates Tads, but only one at any given time." - Griff
"Oh my God, is that a person?" - ir
"Like a chainsaw in a sepelchure." - ir
"Alright. Sh*t in bags. Stage 1." - Melchior
"My back is not a sword hanger!" - Alesone
"And my butt is not a towel." - Corrina
"Who's Dillwith?" - ir
"Some coffee has mayonnaise?" - ir
"She can throw axes. You're lucky you just got the shoe." - Meryke
Melchior: "This is Your Onomatopea!"
ir: [hums theme music] "Today, on This is Your Onomatopea: we look at leg sounds."
Melchior: "Thud: is it outdated?"
"That's the problem with writing stuff down: I get locked in cars a lot." - ir
"I'm a proximity quote generator!" - Alesone
"It's the sacred Jewish hat of feast preparedness." - Meryke
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"Would you like to try a noun?" - Griff
"TELEPATHIC SCROTUM." - Meryke
"I prefer think of you as refreshingly abrasive. Much like a good toothpaste." - Meryke
Siobhan: "They do have that new stuff, that foams in your mouth."
Griff: "OKAAAY."
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"I'm a mean ol' Wheatie-peein' don." - ir
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"We could both do combat archery. Ooh!! It could be a father-daugter activity!" - Alesone
Becca: "Do you want to be the scooper girl?"
Rowan: "No, I'm gonna be the call girl."
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"These directions are less than favorable." - Alesone
Alesone: "Look! There's the hospital."
Annie: "Ooooh, look! There's a chicken!"
Alesone: "Catch it, and we can make turducken."
Becca: "Is it turkie-time yet?"
Alesone: "Not just yet, sweetie."
Becca: "... Duck?"
Alesone: "From fur to food in 30 seconds."
Izzy: "Well, it'd be fresh."
"I can't wait until I get my throttle housing cleaned." - ir
"I have the length, it's just in a different place. I have different leverage." - ir
ir: "So. Yeah. The GPS swears that the Chinese place is back there two blocks, in the middle of that residential bit." [Note: No, it wasn't.]
Izzy: "It was! We saw it!"
Christoffel: "We wondered why you didn't stop."
ir: "... Yeah. Moving on."
ir, as 80-year-old cougar-on-the-prowl Alesone: "Hey there, boy, wanna see how boning works?"
Alesone: "Those are words I should never say... Ever."
ir: "Especially as an 80-year-old cougar on the prowl."
ir: "The mystery fabric?"
Alesone: "Yeah. I was half tempted to email back to them."
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"I took six years of Spanish... I know more Klingon than I do Spanish." - Mael Eoin
"Don't pull away, push. Because they don't know what to do. Otherwise, they bite harder if you pull away." - Jibril
"No one said we can't be awful!" - Ysmay
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Eldrich: "Did you get the keys?"
Melchior: "No."
Eldrich: "Then you were walkin' the wrong way."
"We are violating Lissa, and I have permission." - Alesone
"Griff? Your balls are not the answer." - Kat
"Breaded for her pleasure?" - Meryke
Griff: "She likes it rough?"
Edmond: "She likes it hard."
Declan: "She likes it breaded."
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"The monkey has done something untoward with Aiden." -ir
Lillia: "C'mon. The 8-ball only works if you ask a question."
Bruno: "Alright... will I find my sharpening stone?"
Lillia: [shakes 8-ball app] "Only if Griff does it first."
Bruno: "Will it be next to the WD-40?"
Lillia: [shakes again] "It is certain."
"Just because one's in the BDSM and one isn't..." - Molly
"It's ... a subtlety." - Lissa
Lissa: "Stop sucking my brains."
Bruno: [slurp slurp slurp]
Lissa: "It just doesn't seem right when you make that noise!"
"We need to increase the word 'swallow'." - Lillia
ir: "Did you see her crampet?"
Lissa: "Yes. She shows off her crampet."
Lillia: "I do!"
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"It's a bat cake. For hunting." - Lissa
"Lissa has damaged balls!" - Vi
"It's self hissing sauce." - No Idea. It was said, tho. -ed.
"Carla has gills." - Lissa
Griff: "Don't write 'Carla has gills'. Carla will be in your presence again."
ir: "But Lissa said it."
Griff: "Fair enough. Go ahead then."
"Sword and hairy mango??" - Lissa
"Did she say sword and hairy mango? Or sore and hairy mango?" - Douglas
"It was a reeeally rough night for the mango." - Griff
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Sith 1: "Strap-on! Grab Cupcake, pickup Ladle Love and rondevous at Tad Actual."
Strap-on: "Roger that, Sith 1."
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"I said, 'No. I'm from the South. We stand with our ankles together... That [indicating a fencing stance] is how a ho walks.'" - Julianna
"So, all we have to do is rub up against Bruni and we're cancer free?" - Meryke
"Apply Bruni liberally to all exposed areas."- Meryke
"Bruni cures cancer, that's all I'm hearing." - Melchior
"She might 'marshal' me."- Meryke
"The quicker lapper upper?" - Alesone
"Cockotters and beaver weasels?" - Alesone
"There are no burrowing Bevis beaver weasels!" - Alesone
"Were you blowing a glazed donut?" - Griff
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Avi: "I'd loooove to go there."
ir: "What, that shoe?"