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"Mmmm... smells like new virtue."
Quotes From Pennsic XXXVII
"I am just [falls out of sight] ... Okay then." - Bruni
"Bruni's boobs cause waterfalls." - Berrick
"Don't make me attack you like the bunny." - Bruni
"I'm not family friendly." - Bruni
"Look, I'm a unicorn!" - Bruni
"I can only count up to f*ck." - Marion
"Mmmm... smells like new virtue." - Marion
"My virtue is minty fresh!" - Marion
"We are multicultural; we have Japanese, Persian, French, English, and whore... she's international." - Kat, Marion, Bruni, Berrick, & Lissa
Marion: "My virtue's had all the bullshit it can handle."
Kat: "My waistband all the bullshit it co-mingle?"
Lissa: "That sounds like a quote in itself."
"So if you're not a quadrapeligic, you're a quadriped." - Kat
"Berrick, are you a quadrapeligic? Looked like you were picking up pennies on the ground." - Marion
"I'm a caffeine powered vibrator." - Lissa
"Tuesday, it starts with a 'T'... that's Tequilla night." - delbruc
"I have no clucking flue." - Bruni
Berrick: "Groin lantern...yay."
delbruc: "Thats a new superhero."
"Steve, don't tug that." - Berrick
"It's sticky going in." - Kat
"Like any good sailor, it takes the barnacles off." - Caine
"You have college *ss?" - ir
"Oh, I should have told you earlier. That last number? It drifts sometimes." - Griff
"It DRIFTS??" - ir
"IT DRIFTS??" - ir
"I will stab you with my fierce Viking hairsticks." - Corinna
"See my boys I bought for my girls?" - Corinna
ir: "That sounds like it's either a childrens book or a porno."
Collin: "What, 'You can't blame it on Davius'?"
ir: "No, 'Bruno and The Hot Wood.'"
"I'm not blowing on your fire anymore!" - Lissa
"If you want any rum, you can just lick my butt." - Bruno
"I wanna do it again in the woods! ... Not that." - Lissa
Molly: "Go left!"
Griff: "...like a prodigy."
"Gasp! Are you pokin' up your plug at me?" - Molly
ir: "So if that's true... all contenders for the upcoming Coming, as it were, need to take a combine test - if you've got speed in the combine..."
Marion: "...impostor."
ir: "'Yeah, cuz' my savior's slower'n a dog."
Marion: "A three-legged dog."
ir: "...a three-legged dog being eaten by a sloth."
"Caine! You're a wanker!" - Edmund the Lame
"You were straddling, I assumed you were sitting." - Diana
"I really like the rolling pin." - Molly
"His horse looks like a lizard." - Marion
"I have cookies in my boobs." - Lillia
"Nipples just slow me down." - delbruc
"I can't find my ass." - Fionna
Collin: "All he did was blow on wood."
Diana: "Sometimes that's all it takes."
Lillia: "Oh, I spilled."
Diana: "Don't make us burn your clothes."
Lillia: "No, I'm licking."
"What are you pushing into my husband?" - Genvera
"Oh, I know what a pizzle is." - Andre
"Well, I'm not gonna be fittin' Collin now, am I!" - Andre
Andre: "Hey! This pistachio has no nut in it!"
Fiona: "Are you picking from the cup? Because that's the shells."
"I'm bored with the butt thing." - Kat
"The Award of the Flaming Log: on a dance, a log enflamed." - ir
"I'm in a bad hole." - Collin