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"Vick's is not a lubricant.":
Quotes From Pennsic XXXVIII
ir: "Lillia?"
Lillia: "... Yes?"
ir:"Are you... texting me? From the same camp??"
Lillia: "Oh! Are you here?"
Darmon: "It's nothing compared to the Scratchy Pooper."
Lillia: "Or its chaser... the Clean Wipe."
"Here, try this. It's actually pleasant. " - Asa
"'Brodel'... that's French punctuation." - Bruni
ir:"Did you hear 'Dr. Pepper douche'?"
Meryke: "Yeah, that's what I heard."
Lillia: "Ew! It's effervescent!"
Lillia: "A y'all couped ... it would be a drawl cut!
ir: [mimes sword cut] "Ha! 18 inches of y'all!"
Meryke: "Yeah... but it's only valid in Meridies."
ir:"We need to figure out how you would give someone the ol' flat badger treatment."
Meryke, Lillia: "We should do that to Marion."
Jibril: "I thought you were going?"
ir:"Her badger's not flat enough."
Ysmay: "My badger's not NEARLY flat enough."
"It's not 'Pennsic' anymore, it's 'Terror Land.' Because people are screaming." - Rebecca
"This is me sober, bitch!" - Vi
"Pour the tasty squeezins over ice cream, it'll taste good." - HRM Aethelmearc
"Fa-voomp. Fa-voomp." - Alesone
Alys: "Who was that, and what did they do with Ian?"
Meryke: "sigh... I miss the old days, when his bouts lasted 20 minutes."
"She's poking holes in the rafflerock with her boob." - Bruno
Alesone: "Did you see the bag of meat?"
Lissa: "Ah. Duncan. Hmm. ... And that's all I have."
"If you're going to go put on the field looking hideous, I at least want you to be hideously straight. " - Alesone
"Do you have to say these things when Ian has his DoG out and in front of him? It's like some sort of device of mismanglement of vocabulary!" - Melchior
"Peruvian Photoshop Man? [snooooort] Ooheee! Lookit what I did!" - ir
"We got people coming in to our left! On the left! On ... WAFFENROCK!!!" - Griff
"Alain, here. Stick your tongue in this." - Diana
"Don't lick it, Alain." - Diana
"Connor! WHY did you kill Kovey? He had hopes! And dreams! Now they're lying dead on the ground! [sits on Kovey] Now his only hopes and dreams are to be a chair!" - Evan
Diego: "You have a fencing pike?"
Alesone: "Yep, it's attached to our ridge pole."
Diego: [blink blink] "Really?"
Alesone: "Yes. Where else do you keep a 10 foot pike?"
"It's a duggada-duggada-duggada stick." - ir
"So... you'd like to make us a double-schwenkle unit?" - ir
"Ian of Tadcaster: not unlike a schwenkle." - Ysmay
"I'm cute. Like a bunny! ... Damn this linen! F@ckf@ckf@ck!" - Lissa
"Too many Matts. F@ck you all." - Lissa
"Malcolm is a gateway drug." - Rowan Brigantia
"Yeah, cuz what I really wanted was for Malcolm to be a Klingon lap-dog..." - Rowan Brigantia
"Aww. Did you enjoy my foot up your ass?" - Declan
"I'm not quote-worthy." - Andre
"Yo! Dumbass! That thing's sharp, and that's my crotch." - Griff
Lillia: "But the military doesn't like that."
Griff: "And I don't like them landing on my face!"
Alesone: "Did the king just say 'feastocrat'"?
Melchior: "Yes."
Alesone: "Was that my outdoor voice?"
Random subject: "Yes."
Alesone: "D'oh."
"He's too drunk to pump." - Fianna
"Andre, are you delivering your knees to me?" - Collin
Lissa: "I don't do stupid. I'm naive."
Griff: "Naive is just stupid with an excuse."
Lissa: "I don't know how I feel about that."
"Don't tuck it in... it's crowded." - Simona
"Murder most foul... ooooo, chocolate." - Lissa
"No wonder the hospitality tent smells like ass." - Marion
"It needs 2 blunts." - Collin
"Freakin' hateful fire." - Andre
"It started with me grabbing Lilly's boobs..." - Andre
"I don't need the tie down straps, just the batteries." - Alys
"Strike a match... The gerbil might come out." - JP
Sharc Pit: "Tell Marion we said have another drink."
Marion: "The liver of tadcaster doesn't need any help."